In no particular order…

Amazon’s “See larger image” product page links
George W. Bush’s dictionary
Windows XP “Safely Remove Hardware” tray icon
SMG II “D” (auto) mode on the M3
Paris Hilton
Dell’s Help Desk
“Breaking News” on Anna Nicole Smith
CNN, MSNBC, etc. — for wasting time with in-court coverage of the battle over Nicole’s body (how pathetic)
The RIAA and DRM
USPS Package [...]